I try to blame the dog too.

I blame anything that's near me.

Unfortunately, not a lot is near me when the time is right.

Poor Dagger

I'm sure Dagger gets him back.

I once blamed the shoes I was wearing.

Ok, Ok, I have to tell this story. It's kinda long, but worth it.

When we first got one of our cats, Chopper, he had un unfortunate incident. I got up at 3 a.m. to let the puppies out. When I returned inside, nature called. I go into the bathroom and just swing the door shut. It doesn't close all the way, but, it's 330 in the morning and the wife is sleeping. Who's gonna care? Well, as nature is taking it's course, I hear a *thud* and in comes our new kitten. At 100 m.p.h., Chopper proceeds to jump into the toilet. Yep, while I'm still going. Have you ever tried to stop once it starts? Impossible. Anyway, I start laughing and the wife wakes up. Yes, I pissed on the cat. HOWEVER, he did get me back. Two years later, I'm sleeping on the floor in the living room. What wakes me up? A warm, wet trickle down my shoulder. He thought it was a good idea to get the ultimate payback. He did. I could do nothing but laugh, I knew what was going through his mind. "Here you go you bitch, I've waited all this time and now it's my turn". So now I make sure the bathroom door is closed all the way.

Now that is funny.

You just made me cry I'm laughing so hard!!!

Gene doesn't need to air down because his truck scares the rocks out of his way.

Well I have the tendency to pick the hard lines

Although I think my truck enjoys more than me at times.

Like the time I almost crushed Jeff..

So do I....

awesome story joe!...

What about this one?

We're the bad line club..

And people wondered why the ZR2 club didn't look happy when we rolled in. I mean just look at the "stocker" trail we took that day.