My wife looks at me funny when I do it.

I do it while I'm playing with myself.

wayyyy too much information.........well, truth is, there's guy's that do it
and there's guy's that lie about doing it.........

do what? talking to yourself or playing with your wiener.......

Oh boy, here come the weiner jokes. Any minute now...
Bring it, I'm ready.....

sorry, i meant to say PP......

How scary is it that NOW the above statement AND this guy ---> turn me on.

YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was too afraid to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her her problem.

The gypsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you".

So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis"

Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"




How's THAT for a weiner joke???

That was good.

You want me. (does the jedi mind trick hand ) You want me. These aren't the droid you're looking for....you want me.

What did the elephant say to the uncircumsized man?

How do you breathe from that thing?

Sorry, that was bad.

You got me in your Jedi clutches.

Now what, you wicked bastaaaad? {my best Boston accent}

















You're wicked funny, tho'!!!

Well it is Valentine's Day so, I wait for my dozen roses and body lift kit from you, I guess.

Is it just me or does it look like Obi Wan is smokin the hooch?