Did A Little Wheeling Today...

QUOTE (XterraXtian @ March 14, 2007 05:14 pm)

....which pretty much proves that I can make a man obsolete. But I guess I'll keep YOU around just for kicks. (and you're kinda hot with half your face missing......)

You know...
I know this joke about a wife that bought her husband a frog that had 'special talents'.....

You're so cool. You DO know we why keep you guys around, right? Cuz vibrators don't mow the lawn. HAHHA Okay, I'm lying....I even like yardwork, so I don't even need guys for that either. I need them cuz they're a great source to "make fun of".

Really, I'm just kidding.....I'd marry ALL of you if you weren't already married to wonderful women or just plain weird (like in the case of that BigE guy)

QUOTE (Keith C Raymond @ March 14, 2007 06:02 pm)

All the love you can take and they can field strip an AK-47 too!

In 5 seconds!

QUOTE (XterraXtian @ March 14, 2007 06:14 pm)

But I guess I'll keep YOU around just for kicks.

For kicks or for kicking?

Actually, I wouldn't hurt a hair on his head. Even the nexterra/mulletsmily.gif

.

I might get him nexterra/beer2.gif

him to the woods

and then drop him off nexterra/wave.gif

But I'd never kick him!!! HAHAHA!!!!

YAAAAAAY! I got # 500! nexterra/monkey.gif

The band plays on... nexterra/guitar.gif

Does your BF know you talk/post like that?

ummm. I so did NOT mean "again" as in I had...I meant it as in he was writing it again!!!!!

My bf loves me and knows exactly how I am (that's WHY he loves me)
...and I love him to death and he knows I'd rather die than be without him.
Even though he lives 260 miles away and I hardly get to see him...but that's besides the point.

So, yes, he does. He knows exactly how I am. Scary huh?

But thanks, Keith, for making me realize my mouth (or typing) can get out of hand.
I'm a struggling Xtian girl in a forum with dirty smilies and funny guys.

Sorry everyone. I'm here to entertain, not give you the wrong idea.

QUOTE (XterraXtian @ March 14, 2007 10:30 pm)

You DO know we why keep you guys around, right?

Because you need someone to bitch to/about?? nexterra/fingerban.gif

We know you are just having fun, that's why we like you. nexterra/pirate1.gif

I dig you all too.....I'm very happy to be here.
And look forward to meeting you all and your families.

But I can't help flirting with that big gooby red sox fan......

QUOTE (XterraXtian @ March 14, 2007 10:14 pm)

You BETTER run nexterra/Scared.gif

, BigE........I have owned guns, shot guns and cleaned them myself, and you know the rest of the list from my previous post....

....which pretty much proves that I can make a man obsolete. But I guess I'll keep YOU around just for kicks. (and you're kinda hot with half your face missing......)

Guns? I don't need no stinking guns! I still have the ninja sword, bull whip, pepper spray, expandable baton and 3 ball mace. Name the time and day, missy. Let's get it on!

I'm not even going to touch the "make a man obsolete" comment. I hope the surgery went smooth and was a success. Congrats!