On the bright side, your headcount is way higher.

So only your vehicle is a Jeep? There are no other Jeeps out there someone could have rescued along the way?

An Open Letter To My New Friend

I bet you were thinking you were pretty funny attaching yourself to my leg while I was sleeping. You little shit. How'd you like the ride? Did you connect to my brain as I slept and see the same dreams I did? I hope so, cuz I had a couple really messed up ones and you deserve to be scaared.

Do you even HAVE teeth you little bastard? I bet you liked it when I scratched towards you, but never quite making a connection cuz your flat ass was hard to detect. I friggin' HATE you. I hope my blood tasted like shit and you had to work XTRA hard to get to it. I mean, who the hell picks the thigh, anyway???

You're so stupid. I know you're "into" me, but I'm onto you....you just want to eat and run. Well, I cut that little snack short now, didn't I? HAHAHA And now, after pulling your ugly ass out of my skin, you're swimming in the toilet...right where you belong you flippin' parasite!!!

And you better tell all of your friends to leave me the hell alone. I hate ALL of you. You guys are too flippin' wimpy to live in Alaska and I LIKED that about you. But now I'm back and I don't want to see your ass ANYwhere near me....

....and that goes for my dog too.....I swear by all that is Holy, I will torture the shit out of you next time!

Friggin' tick.

Quite a blog there XX,I dont want to see you get stung by a bee or somthing....

I was pissed when I found it this morning when I stumbled into the bathroom for my morning ritual. I have no idea how he got on me, Xcept that I walked my dog in the woods alittle bit and maybe he was on him and decided I was tastier. Either way, it made me realize why I loved Alaska so much. No fleas, ticks, roaches or snakes. (though I had a snake once, and don't mind them if I know they're not poisonous!)

Wow. I think I'm overly talkative today! Hope you had a super day, Mr Raymond!!!

I'm the only Jeep that really matters.

BRIIIIIIIIIII-AANNNNNNN.....wherrrrre arrrrre youuuuuuu??????

You're awful quiet and I miss your funniness. Do you have any muddy truck pics?

This IS your thread after all!!!

Be careful, Brian we dont want to get XX ''Ticked" Off.....

That is HANDS DOWN the funniest thing I have heard all day!!!

Thanks!!!!

.......golly gee wiz, glad to see this lame thread is still alive with intellegent conversation..........

<----for you, buddy. I was being nice.
I wanted you to come back and for us to make this thread all about YOU again.
But, you stink. So, there.

I really DO want more pics of that fronty!





And I'm also sorry that your thread has been
But you have to admit, it's funny....and probably one of the longest running nonsense
threads in the universe.

yeah, that's whats fun about it, anything goes. i figure its a good thread to post in if you just want to have some fun with folks here. i have a lot of pictures of my truck from when i bought it stock to installing tires and rims to lift and everything else in between but i wouldn't want to bore you with that.....

Post them up, so on the nights I can't fall I asleep I will have something to help.

I just woke up the neighbors laughing at that!!!




BRIAN...post more!!!!

PS.

Just remember when you are just about to fall asleep,the little hungry tick will come a calling.....