I can't BELIEVE you went there. Thanks for the nightmares!!!

Bring on the nighemares. I haven't had any in a while.

Here is a good one. Nissan rescues Ford.
I was at work when one of the road techs call in and said that he just blew his trany in the ford work van. So my boss went with the flatbed desinged to move fork-lifts. So he droped it off if front of the shop not in back where the door is.
He went to drive it to the back of the building in reverse (the only gear the van had) he got the van into the middle of the street. He lost reverse. So my boss(knows that I like doing OFF-ROAD RECEVORY) sends me to go put the van up the hill and into the shop. I get out front to pull him in he had a chain all hooked up. I said through that chain out I have a tow strap. He had the chain raped arount the rear bumper, he also put the strap there. I told him to move it he said why. Want to bend that bumper into a V. I don't care it's not my van. I moved it to the bumper bracket. And pulled it into the shop. Now at work i am know as ford recovery vechial. Sorry no pics.

I thought this was a family site!

Oh crap I think i soiled myself

My roommate has this shirt!

Jesus Your Roommate

blown is good.

Sometimes you shock the hell out of me....

......and I usually find it funny!!!

it's good to have skills.

I know.

How far away is your BF?

Dammit, Keith, you always catch me being bad...as a matter of fact, I usually think to myself before I post, "What would Keith say?".....I just posted a bad one back to BigE and thought, "Keith is gonna be disappointed in me". (but I posted anyway!)

My BF is about 275 miles away. I tell him everything. Like I said, he knows how I am. He knows I'm all talk and if I was single I'd probably barely even speak. It's safe and anyone that gets to know me knows that I'm just trying to make you guys laugh.

Wel, there are some of you I'd lay a good smooch or two on, but.......

Everyone wants a piece of the Stiff-Meister!!!!!!!!

Yer a dork.