I miss Svendog.

That's right... he has been quiet. Where did he go?

He said he thought you were creepy and wouldn't come back as long as you were here.


JUST KIDDING!!!! He's at a wedding in some tropical paradise. Poor baby. I dunno when he gets back.

Brian!!!! My mom says I have relatives in Coventry...............
And guess what?!?!?!?!?!?!?! My one cousin's name is Brian.

You didn't grow up there, did you? hehehhee
(I'm fully aware that there are probably about 1,003 Brians in Coventry....
I just thought it'd be funny to mention)

no way!..........scary.....i ain't Brian.......

yes you are.

If you two are somehow related, I'm going to laugh my ass off for months.

I know the odds are astronomical.....but still....wouldn't that be a riot?
I'm quite sure we're of no relation, Brian, I just thought it was funny!!!!!!

My family and my cousin's (a distant one by marriage, actually) family
haven't really seen eachother in YEARS. The last time I played with my
cousin, Brian, I was 7 or 8. I think we were around the same age, which
is why I'm sure our Brian is not my cousin, cuz he's younger than me by
a few years.

But the initial freak out factor on his end was precious enough
for me to want to mention it!!!!! Don't worry, Brian, I'd only want
presents every year.

You and me both!!

I was here, in my house, cleaning and packing (so what if I still have a month.....I can't WAIT!)
when this bright light came shining through the windows, nearly blinding me.

"What the hell is that?" I thought to myself. I rubbed my eyes and tried to look again, this time,
asking my dog the same question I'd asked myself.

I couldn't figure it out......it'd been so dark and damp or raining all week....what would DARE
disturb the peacefulness of it?

I got on the computer and googled "bright light coming through the window" and found out that
it is this thing called the sun. I distinctly remember hearing something about it. As I read other
people's descriptions of the phenomenon, I started to remember more clearly.

"Oh, yes! I remember it well!" I cried. But sadness washed over me....as I had about 5 different
things planned this weekend....all based on good weather, and the sun being out. But, NO, instead
I'm sitting here typing a dumbass post about my frustration. It's about 3pm and too late to head to
ANY of the places I'd planned...as they're all 2 hours or more away.

Thank you, mysterious sun.....all I can say is you had BETTER show yourself next weekend for

THE RESERVATION RUN!!!!

UPDATE: 10 minutes after posting....it's SCARY dark outside (oh sweet redemption) and
looks like the sky's boiling with stormclouds. Thank you, God....now I don't feel like a
complete loser...just HALF of one...for being inside.



Hi Steph!

<----- new one for Brian since he likes lube..

HAHAHAH!!!! Nice....water soluable AND fun for everyone!!!!

lube is good......ask anyone who's tried it. it really does help.....

Substitute for 4 play?